I am certainly the definition of a “Half Adult.” I prance through life blissfully unaware of what is happening.

Here are some New Years Resolutions I wish I didn’t have to make this year, but I do.

1. Scrape my back windshield when it’s icy, instead of reversing blindly and hoping for the best
2. Figure out what it means to have a 401K
3. Stop eating cereal in bed and sleeping amongst crumbs
4. Open all mail addressed to me, even if it’s not pretty looking
5. Stop leaving dishes in my car
6. Pay attention to the tags on clothes detailing how they are supposed to be washed
7. Remember what doors I entered in large department stores without taking pictures
8. Make sure to confirm it is a costume party before wearing a costume
9. Start washing fruit before eating it
10. Use more socially appropriate conversation starters with people I just met.

Wish me luck!

Blessings, not chins,

Jenna