May is for Superheroes: The Teacher Homestretch

I'm exhausted. Last week I had a student ask me if he could play me a song on his nose. Befuddled, I nodded. They didn't teach me how to answer that question in college. He proceeded to place a finger on the side of his nostril and create a rattly humming sound as he "played" me … Continue reading May is for Superheroes: The Teacher Homestretch

What God Does in the Discomfort

Patience and perseverance are not two of my strongest qualities. Unlike some of the Olympian greats, I prefer not to work hard, push through tough circumstances or wait extended periods of time to arrive at what I want. I prefer instant results with the least amount of work and discomfort possible. (Someone write this on an inspirational poster.) Max … Continue reading What God Does in the Discomfort

10 Things We Can All Agree On in a Time of So Much Arguing

Online arguments are the bane of all human existence. They are also like a train wreck; no matter how much you know you should look away, sometimes you just can't stop reading long comment threads of people fighting and debating and laying their dignity on the line. To my knowledge, approximately zero people have changed … Continue reading 10 Things We Can All Agree On in a Time of So Much Arguing

No Matter Where You Are On Valentine’s Day

Valentine's 2009: Went to Pizza Hut on a double date, saw "He's Just Not that into you" and promptly broke off the relationship the next day (got back together 5 days later) Valentine's 2010: Young and in love- Went to a banquet where no dancing was allowed so we just took pictures   *As I … Continue reading No Matter Where You Are On Valentine’s Day

Heart on My Name Tag

Some people wear their heart on their sleeve. I wear my heart in bold on a name tag. I am certain no one has ever looked at me and said, "I just wonder what she's thinking." They already know. Sometimes I forget the  proper social order of things and announce how I feel before even … Continue reading Heart on My Name Tag

Finding Your Patience Instead of Losing It

I know some really patient people. I have a hard time understanding their kind. You beautiful, foreign creatures. You fascinate me with your superpowers. Just about anything can and will annoy me. I am impatient, easily irritated and the littlest things can send me into a frenzy. (Don't I sound lovely?) I don't like the … Continue reading Finding Your Patience Instead of Losing It

When God Closes a Door, He Can Do More Than Open a Window.

I don't particularly like the saying, "When God closes a door, He opens a window." As someone who has walked face-first into many of her own doors (both figuratively and literally), I find this line a little depressing. Because my doors have been really pretty. My doors have had some really awesome stuff behind them, just waiting … Continue reading When God Closes a Door, He Can Do More Than Open a Window.

Third Wheel Diaries

I have mastered the art of third wheeling. I am in this weird, happy, content stage in my life where I am not actively looking for a relationship and just truly enjoying this part of the journey. I say "weird" because that is weird for me and something I don't think anyone thought would ever … Continue reading Third Wheel Diaries

How to recover when you sing the wrong words

I have been this profound ocean of deep writing lately, so you might think this title is a metaphor for something serious and meaningful. Nope. This is literally about how to recover when you sing the wrong words in front of people. You know it's time to go back to work when you are able … Continue reading How to recover when you sing the wrong words